Zagats should publish a guide of where to find the best toilets in NYC.

There should be a law put into effect in Manhattan prohibiting tourists from leaving their hotels until after 9:00 a.m. I don’t have time to navigate around people loitering, looking up at tall buildings, and taking pictures at RUSH hour. Move it or lose it.

Just got honked at by someone in a car marked “Grand Prix Driving School.” Its scary enough people are learning to drive on Manhattan city streets. But why put Grand Prix in the mind of a student driver? The name should be about safety, like The 10 and 2 Driving School.

Living in NYC, you turn a blind eye to how dirty it is. In our fine city, there is no such thing as curbing your dog.  The streets are so crowded they dogs do their business on the sidewalk. This may be why no one in NY cares when we see a homeless man urinating in public. We’re used to walking on pee. It’s normal.

Every neighborhood in Manhattan is looking same these days: bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. Mom and Pop moved to Florida…

I sold my car before I moved to NYC. No need for one. Everything is in walking distance or accessible by subway or taxi.

My favorite NYC entrepreneurs: the guy who invented the little brown bag for “roadies” and the $3 throw-away umbrella.

A friend of mine walked up on the gay & lesbian pride parade recently in NYC and decided to stay and watch for a bit.

Dying to tell someone about what she was witnessing, she sent texted me (unfortunately). The first one read, “assless  chaps!” A text soon followed with an additional observation…”visible balls.”

Gross.

I can’t stand customizable ring tones.  It’s amazing how many women in New York City think it is funny to download the Sex and the City theme song to their boyfriend/husband’s cell phone.  Please change it back before they leave the house.

There is a panhandler who sits outside of my 6 train stop every morning. At first glance, he looks pretty unlucky and deserving of some money. But after a while I started to notice that he wears a different throwback jersey every day. Those things are like $200 a piece! I’m pretty sure he makes more money than I do.