It’s impossible not to look like a wuss while wearing a seersucker suit. DMX could come out with a hard-core rap song called, SeerSucka, with him wearing one in a music video and that still wouldn’t help.

Car horns are completely abused by road-ragers and cabbies. I think car horns should be discontinued in new automobiles, and all other horns should be disabled in cars at their next inspection. I bet if there was a study conducted comparing how often a horn is used in anger vs actually preventing accidents…it may be a million to one.

Zagats should publish a guide of where to find the best toilets in NYC.

My father told me stories about commuting on the railroad and subways when he was my age. In the summer, before air conditioning, in heavy wool suits, before business casual, in the days before the “Clean Train Campaign.” Sounds like torture – I don’t even want to imagine. I can’t stand a train without A/C for more than a minute. Guess we shouldn’t complain.

There should be a law put into effect in Manhattan prohibiting tourists from leaving their hotels until after 9:00 a.m. I don’t have time to navigate around people loitering, looking up at tall buildings, and taking pictures at RUSH hour. Move it or lose it.

Just got honked at by someone in a car marked “Grand Prix Driving School.” Its scary enough people are learning to drive on Manhattan city streets. But why put Grand Prix in the mind of a student driver? The name should be about safety, like The 10 and 2 Driving School.

Living in NYC, you turn a blind eye to how dirty it is. In our fine city, there is no such thing as curbing your dog.  The streets are so crowded they dogs do their business on the sidewalk. This may be why no one in NY cares when we see a homeless man urinating in public. We’re used to walking on pee. It’s normal.

Every neighborhood in Manhattan is looking same these days: bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. bodega, bank, Laundromat, bar, Duane Reade. Mom and Pop moved to Florida…

I sold my car before I moved to NYC. No need for one. Everything is in walking distance or accessible by subway or taxi.

If you’ve ever taken the Amtrak from NY to Boston, or even NY to Dobbs Ferry, the majority of the trip has amazing views along the water. Waterfront property wasn’t prime real estate back when these train lines were built? If Amtrak would move their tracks off the coastline by 100 yards, they would make a fortune. Instead, they’re going broke. California has the Pacific Coast Highway. We have the rails.